SIMPLIFY YOUR HOLIDAYS

Are you looking ahead? Do you KNOW what’s coming?

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Are you ready or will you be CRUSHED in it’s path?

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Have you even begun THE FINAL COUNTDOWN?

NO??

O.M.G. THE HOLIDAYS…

THEY ARE COMING FAST.

 

As of TODAY we have:
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30 DAYS

TO THANKSGIVING!

 

 

 

 

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42 DAYS 

TO HANUKKAH!

 

 

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59 DAYS

TO CHRISTMAS!

 

 

 

 

 

SERIOUSLY.

DO YOU HAVE A PLAN to get your family through the insanity of the holiday season?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m totally NOT into the scare tactics. This weekend someone just happened to drop into light conversation the number of days until Thanksgiving and I was like, “Wait, WHAT??”

I immediately started thinking about my FB feed and how any day now people will start FREAKING OUT about how they don’t have enough time to get to all the holiday events and family gatherings and having complete and total meltdowns. It happens every year and I always feel so much empathy because…

I KNOW I CAN HELP.

WILL YOU BE hosting a nerve-wracking  Thanksgiving dinner for family and friends, need to make sure everyone gets invited, no one is left out, decorate your home AND plan a meal to be set on a stunning looking? I can help you with ALL of that.

DO YOU NEED to make sure you have enough hostess gifts for ALL of the parties you plan to attend? Furthermore, do you need help wading through all of the invitations, managing your calendars AND RSVP list so you can keep your cool and not disappoint anyone? I can help with ALL of that too.

PREFER TO HAVE someone to come over and decorate your tree…semi-professionally (I know, right?)…with the decorations you ALREADY OWN? Yeah, I can do that too.

WOULD YOU LOVE to have someone else handle sending your holiday cards AND  manage the gift list for the kids and family and friends and teachers and bosses and bus drivers and secretaries and office managers and office staff and…and…and…is there someone you’re forgetting? I can help with that and WE WON’T FORGET ANYONE.16172368295_f2c356a820_o

I didn’t even say purge your kids’ playroom to make room for new stuff because, well….obviously.

I WANT to be your own personal holiday elf so you can FINALLY have that peaceful Dean Martin/Michael Buble holiday you’ve ALWAYS dreamed of, but I can’t…unless you ASK.

Book your appointment TODAY because seriously yo, time is running out.

Call me: 615-669-5123

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